Nobody describes the seating chart afterwards. They describe the moment nobody saw coming. A surprise is not an idea — it is a production with a cue, an owner, a rehearsal and a backup. This plans it that way, in secret if you need it to.
Wow index
Wow index
0
Moments planned
0/0
Average impact
0
Highest risk
0
Secrecy risk
0
Total cost
₦0
no ceiling set
Where the surprises land
Deterministic warnings
“The room judges the wait, not the quantity.”
From the Playbook
Serving lines
1 per 100 guests
four guests a minute per line
Portions
×1.10
Takeaway
×0.35
one pack per three guests
Menu
3 dishes minimum
guests do not forgive food that was competent but not theirs